I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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