What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
