You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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