Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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