this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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