Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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