i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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