i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
