She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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