What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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