if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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