I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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