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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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