SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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