Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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