i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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