So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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