Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
