My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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