I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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