My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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