One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I could fuck to npr.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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