wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Randomize
