it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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