if you like me you must not know who I am
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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