whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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