I love black thongs
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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