We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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