NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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