I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I want is dick and wine.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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