How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
