I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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