im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
