You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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