Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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