Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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