Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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