So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she pinky promised me she was 18
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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