We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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