Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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