In the future we'll all be gay
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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