I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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