we're blogging at a bar
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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