If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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