So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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