I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
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this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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