the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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