My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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