yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
porn star boner night. come get it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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