I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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