Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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