What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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