It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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