Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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