Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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