So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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