I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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