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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?

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  Don't answer that. It is bad.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?

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  It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains

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