So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing