I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now