is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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