Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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